HOW TO HAVE THE BEST F*CKING SUMMER EVER!!!!

Hello everyone and welcome back to my super amazing blog. Whatever it is that you wanted to do today, do it. No one is stopping you. (Please don’t do illegal things and blame it on this blog) Now I know that I promised a Sephora makeup haul, but since I want to try a few products a few more times, it will be in TOMORROWS post. I SWEAR BY IT. I’M ALREADY WRITING IT SO IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN. And also, by the way, I was looking at my stats for the past couple of days and I notice that there are a LOT of people from China reading my blog! Hello you beautiful foreigners!!!

So with summer around the corner for a few, for the majority of my readers, you guys are already in summer. And with summer comes great tans, freckles, anxiety about your weight, etc. Summer is just awesome! But for me I traded in my summer for the books. So while I’m inside writing essays you guys can be outside using my tips to have the summer of a lifetime. FOR ME!

Actual footage of me this summer:

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So first step to having an amazing summer is having amazing friends that are DTA (Down to adventure. I came up with this. ME.) It’s always essential having your DTA friends around. Because if you’re stuck with friends that just want to chill at home all the time, you’re going to stay pale and no one will love you. I’m kidding, I swear. Adventuring is so important for your mental health it’s not even funny. Get out there. DO SOMETHING.

I remember spending my high school summers with a group of my OG friends and having a blast. We would go on midnight trips to parks and beaches. And sometimes we would even sneak inside this day camp that was literally right next to my house. We got such a rush going inside and exploring… until we saw a golf cart and ran like the wind. We couldn’t stop laughing for hours. Shit like that gets me PUMPED. However since I now live in Florida and the beach is practically my backyard, my best friend Amber and I make sure that we go on night trips to the beach frequently. And what we did on that beach is for us to know and for you to wonder.

There are ways to think out of the box when it comes to adventures. One time my friend Katie and I decided it was essential for us to go roller skating one night. Except when we tried to go in we couldn’t because we were over 16. But if you’re in an area where you don’t have stupid and shitty roller skating joints, I’d hit up those. The most stupid places actually end up being the funniest.

If you don’t have a pool, make a pool. Sit next to that plastic pool and sun bathe for an hour. For every day of the summer, just sun bathe for an hour. You’ll end up looking like a tanned goddess. I suggest making a mint mojito or a bloody mary so you can get lit by yourself and figure out what’s missing in your life.

TAKE SOME CHALK, DRAW A HOP SKOTCH BOARD. WHOEVER FALLS OR WHATEVER, YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA. DO IT! DOOOO ITTTTT!!!!

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Another way to adventure and get a six pack after laughing so hard is getting a piercing. Tattoos can work too! Don’t tell your parents that I told you this but getting either one of those two is the best adrenaline rush ever!! If you want a piercing, regardless of where it may be, the pain is literally so temporary and the results are forever. Unless you take it out after decided that you’re over it and you want another body mod that might get you kicked out of the house.

Also another thing that’s fun, go to a park, bring boardgames and a blanket. Grab your DTA friends and smuggle some alcohol or whatever. Play the board games, make drinking games out of them. People like to think that I’m childish because I have board games but no it’s them that’s childish with their lack of imagination.

IF YOU HAVE A BIRTH RIGHT TO GO TO ISREAL, GO TO FUCKING ISREAL. IT’S GOD DAMN FREE. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT.

Any who I hope you enjoyed this tutorial on how to enjoy summer. This was half serious, half comical. I’m mostly writing this because I’m avoiding a two paged essay I need to write for class. But why write about study skills when I can talk to you guys?!?!

Tomorrow while I’m getting my hair done, my Sephora haul will be live. And I hope to see you guys on here reading! Thank you again for all of your support. It never ever goes unnoticed.

Xoxo

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